Memoirs of a Mindful Insomniac - The wake-up call

Updated: Nov 28, 2019

"What is it you're worrying about when you're lying awake at night?"

"Have you tried lavender?"

"Have you tried just not thinking about it?"

"Doesn't your meditation help?"

Just a few of the comments I've faced when I tell anyone I have insomnia. Whilst I appreciate it comes from a good place and most people are trying to be genuinely helpful, the lack of insight and awareness, like any misunderstood psychological issue, is the source of a lot of frustration for the suffering.

So what is insomnia?

Insomnia can be defined as:

"difficulty falling asleep or staying asleep, even when a person has the chance to do so."

Symptoms according to health professionals can include: " fatigue, low energy, difficulty concentrating, mood disturbances, and decreased performance in work or at school", which in layman's terms, translates as: "very tired, a bit moody and scatty".

And herein lies the problem. So I'm here to give you the reality from someone who has walked the well-trodden path. I'm going to be pulling back the curtain on symptoms, busting dangerously pervasive myths about how to 'fix' sleep, and tracking my progress on the road to recovery.


  • Low immunity leading to being a semi-permanent snot-rag with a few throat infections thrown in as a Brucey Bonus

  • Constipation - I won't elaborate

  • Hormone imbalances leading to tits from hell and the skin of a grease-slicked newly pubescent teenager (I'm 30)

  • Swollen painful glands in the neck

  • Memory of a goldfish (if it ain't in the calendar, it doesn't exist)

  • Irritability equal to that of Ursula the Sea Witch or Miss Trunchbull

  • Preferring the thought of having Trump, Putin and Boris Johnson's 3 way love-child as the next Prime Minister to the thought of having to expend enough energy to actually have sex

  • Anxiety and depression with no obvious trigger other than the sleep deprivation

  • Social isolation - giving up on making plans to do anything because you're never sure whether you're going to feel well enough, and every time you cancel you feel like a let-down

But it's not all negative, the time spent awake, although not preferable, doesn't half allow you to get a lot of planning and organising done, and in fact, some of my best creative business ideas have come to me in the wide-eyed hours at 3am.

Why am I telling you all of this?

I have been suffering for around 18 months now, which is nowhere near as long as some of the chronic sufferers I have met in person or read about online...but it's long enough and I don't want anyone to suffer any longer than necessary if they don't have to.

My Journey

It's important that I begin this section with a caveat: EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT.

Unfortunately finding a cure for insomnia is a case of trial and error. I will give a brief account of my journey here but you will need to find what works for you, as frustrating as that may be to hear. The best advice I can give is to do as much research as possible so that you're armed with the information to try as many things as you need to until you find what works.

Unsurprisingly, the trigger for my unwanted wakefulness is usually stress, predictably. I had a very brief account with this back in 2013 when I was working as a secondary school teacher and living with my husband at the time who was suffering with his own mental health issues. Fast-forward to summer 2018 and the cause was, on this occasion, very physical. I suffer hayfever pretty extremely and managed to catch a summer cold on top which left me with a nasty sinus infection.

Cue steroids; absolute magic for clearing infection and inflammation but blimey...I went from rag-doll to Duracell Bunny in an extreme fashion. 2 hours sleep per night. Not ideal. The sinuses cleared, the medication stopped, but the sleepless nights didn't... I had no idea why but by then, the damaging sleep behaviour had already established itself as a nasty habit: sleeping late in the morning to make up for lost sleep during the night, persisting with staying in bed in wakeful periods and getting more and more frustrated at simply being awake, and the worst one, thinking about it ALL DAY. I had a small amount of let-up last winter when I was averaging 6 hours per night but come May 2019, I was back down to 3-4 hours when life stresses triggered another flare up.

Here's a list of everything I tried to fix it:

  • Not drinking any fluids after 8pm

  • Switching my phone off at 9pm

  • Investing in black-out blinds AND curtains

  • Making sure the heating is switched off at 10pm

  • Meditating

  • Exercising to the extreme to try and 'tire myself out'

  • Getting at least 10 minutes of direct daylight every day

  • SAD lamps

  • Cutting out caffeine

  • Cutting out alcohol

  • Taking Amitriptyline (they may as well have given me sugar pills)

  • Smothering lavender all over myself and my house

  • Taking hot baths before bed

  • Eating 'sleep foods' like nuts and anything else the internet suggested

  • Writing down my worries before bed

  • Reiki

  • Restorative yoga

  • Napping

  • Not napping

  • Thicker duvet

  • Thinner duvet

You get the idea...

Now please don't misunderstand me here. I dare say that without putting some of these measures in place my situation may have been a lot worse and in fact, I'll need to continue doing a lot of these things to maintain my sleep health. However, unfortunately when not sleeping becomes a deeply ingrained habit, they're just not enough.

The Wake-up Call

So what sparked the research mission and what's the magic formula? Around a week ago now, I slept for 1 hour. Not the first time it's happened but I spent a good majority of that night downstairs crying and beginning to feel really quite hopeless. I was sick and tired of allowing this condition to rule my life. I cried my tears, dried my eyes and made a decision. No more.

I didn't believe medication was the answer. I'd discussed the possibili